The truth about Chuck Norris • 19 March 2009 • The SnowBlog
The truth about Chuck Norris
Oh, shame. Being a fan of chucknorrisfacts.com, I was disappointed to see that the man himself is suing Penguin for doing a book of the website. Here are some of the facts about Chuck Norris which he seems to be cross about:
Penguin should be quaking in their boots.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.