I don't want to steal the whole thing, because it's too coarse for you refined types (or me, actually. I'm very delicate) but I liked this unpleasantly macabre headline from The Daily Mash.SURVIVORS TO ENJOY GLORIOUS SUMMER, SAYS MET OFFICE
BRITAIN'S small band of pork flu survivors can look forward to a hot, dry summer, the Met Office confirmed last night.
After the densely populated wash-outs of the last two years, experts said Britain's thinned-out herd will enjoy the 'perfect combination' of great weather and very short queues.
A Met Office spokeswoman said: "The roads will be nice and quiet and the beaches will be wonderfully empty.
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*That's not my joke.