"When WH Auden produced his collection of critical writings, The Dyer's Hand, he first laid out a list of his preferences and predispositions, believing it right that the reader should know what sort of person they were encountering and be able thereby to form a judgment of his opinions in the light of his prejudices. I ought to do the same." I'm sure he knows how all that looks. Using Auden as a guide for a mobile phone review. I'm sure he realises how preposterously delicious that will seem to a certain sort of person. If, like me, you are that sort of person, then read on: here
And frankly the whole thing is a lot more highbrow than the sort of links Em will steer you towards (see below).