The Coming Aporkalypse*

posted by Rob on May 2, 2009 10:42 AM

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I don't want to steal the whole thing, because it's too coarse for you refined types (or me, actually. I'm very delicate) but I liked this unpleasantly macabre headline from The Daily Mash.

SURVIVORS TO ENJOY GLORIOUS SUMMER, SAYS MET OFFICE

BRITAIN'S small band of pork flu survivors can look forward to a hot, dry summer, the Met Office confirmed last night.

After the densely populated wash-outs of the last two years, experts said Britain's thinned-out herd will enjoy the 'perfect combination' of great weather and very short queues.

A Met Office spokeswoman said: "The roads will be nice and quiet and the beaches will be wonderfully empty.

Their homepage is here

*That's not my joke.

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Radio Times - Wednesday sees the launch of "Flu House" where a group of D listers and has-beens allow themselves to be infected with swine flu and fight it out in the House for the only course of Tamiflu - Your vote decides.
This programme replaces the highly succesful and inspirational series, "Celebrity Thought for the Day" in which popular Media Folk outlined their suffering and struggles in coping with the recession.

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