Could be better

posted by Rob on October 31, 2008 09:34 PM

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Want to see if you would do better? Link.

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Comments: 10


I got 52%.
But can you take out 21 five- year-olds in a fight?


I lost points for a certain reluctance to kill plus a lack of firearms in the house (although my attitude towards guns would shift rapidly if zombies not humans were society's main problem). Plus I think I should have got a few extra marks for how good I'd be at improvising zombie traps and homemade weaponry. Can't fly a helicopter though and studies have shown that's a key zombie-survival skill.


Bum. I got 51%. I bet I could totally kill more zombies than you, Rob.


I think you are mistaken, Em. I think you meant to say that you could totally be more afraid of zombies than me, which is true. (Also, you probably lost some points because I know more about making explosives.)


Ah no, but Rob you have made a schoolboy-type error, for it is you who would cower from the zombie foe whilst I would bravely engage with them in hand to hand combat. There were no questions about hand to hand combat, hence my artificially lowered score. I hope that clears things up about who would defeat the most zombies out of you or I, Rob. It would be I.


53%. It's looking a little like 50/50 for all of us isn't it?

My plan is:

a. Drive to Dartmoor.
b. Hide in Bellever YHA.
c. Starve there...


I lost points for not having a gun, and no doubt, for being short.

I'm with Em. There should be marks for hand to hand combat.


Oh dear. I have a less-than-50% chance of surviving. I think it's because I spend so much time picking kale instead of reading up on explosives.


S and Em (snigger), I'm not sure how much store you should set by your ability to spar with zombies. Not sure that works. I think it would all come down to the availability of pump-action shotguns. In Britain there are a total of about three, whereas in America Anna could just nip round to one or her neighbours and ask to borrow a couple of theirs.


*Snicker*

Well, rather stereotypically, I do know how to fire more than one type of gun. I get docked for not having one in the house, apparently.

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