Glitzy novelists?

posted by Rob on November 22, 2007 08:28 AM

If I'm writing anything, I try to back it up a lot. I don't understand people who lose entire manuscripts without at least trying to maintain a copy somewhere safe. And when I saw the trinket in the picture, that's what I thought of. Not so much for myself, you understand, but perhaps for those writers of the female persuasion who like the shiny. You can carry a copy of your novel-in-progress around your neck - or maybe the finished article in case you meet a potential publisher socially (perish the thought). In case it's not clear, it's a Swarovski crystal pendant with a USB flash drive built in. (For anyone able to parse this sentence: I gakked it from boingboing.) More details here (but be warned, the site insists on animating and setting to music everything it possibly can, because as any good marketing person will tell you, we all love to be irritated unnecessarily).

Further thoughts:

1) I love how the thing looks slightly asymmetric as though its creator was a jewellery design major who had a minor in anatomy. Hmmm. Since one side of the heart only pumps to the lungs, it should be smaller.

2) Perhaps the Society of Authors could commission their own exclusive flash drive necklaces. They could be (gasp) even more tasteful than the Swarovski ones. And whenever you saw someone wearing one you'd know you'd met a fellow scribbler.

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Comments: 5


oh rob, this is the most gorgeous thing i've ever seen. i have GOT to have one. how lovely of you to discover it.


"gakked"?


John: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gakked
Meaning 1. Honestly, out there on the 'web it's gakk city, especially for memes.


Allow me to comment on the initial point of this post, which is bafflement at people who lose their MSs. Agreed. I learned that lesson the hard way; because of a boyfriend who didn't listen, I have lost all the juvenilia that I wrote in high school/early college, some of which I wished to mine later and rewrite. The only things that have remained are those that I printed and filed in a binder that I kept for vanity's sake. How glad I am now that I am vain. And I still print out paper copies of all my work, just in case. My first novel, too, would have been lost if not for this method.


Katherine, I don't say I'm baffled that people lose manuscripts. That would be tempting fate. But I do say I'm baffled if they don't at least take a copy of their precious work. You can't always prevent disaster, but not even trying to avoid it seems crazy.

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