It's the London Book Fair a week on Monday. We are at stand J205 and you should visit us, for there will be seats and fruit and water, and if you're a veteran fair-goer you'll know that those things are prized commodities. And while you're there, buy the rights to a territory of one of our books. Oh, go on. Just a little territory. How about the Fiji islands? Or Tuvalu? If a couple of you get together, you might be able to go halvoes on Estonia. Download our rights guide here.

(The beady among you may notice the date, which indicates that I am working on the Bank Holiday weekend - no clever time-delayed posting on this blog. You should definitely feel obliged to buy some rights now that I've gone to the trouble of coming in to the office to do the guide. Roll up.)